Chris Jamal Evans

Here are all the flavors of Chris Jamal Evans yall had me cook up. Hope it brings a smile to your face or moves a pen that hasn’t graced a page in a while. Enjoy friends! Nicole Nichelle with purple hair Twitter profile picture By Nicole Nichelle *The #CaptainAcrylica girl, yes. Contact Me: iSolemnlySwearImNotATroll@gmail.com

You all asked so here they are all in one place! Will be updating and building out this page as the day goes on. Don’t mind my website! Currently rebuilding it to make it more accessible/ ADA compliant + stylish and purty. If you have any issues viewing this page, email isolemnlyswearimnotatroll@gmail.com and I’ll do my best to work it out with you! Thanks everyone for sharing the laughs and of course Chris Jamal Evans for being such a dynamic performer. You make it easy sis.

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Chris Evans vs. Chris Jamal Evans πŸ’πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ pic.twitter.com/kwZdjV6HQU

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

After waking up with no memory, you reluctantly go home w/ Chris Logan Evans. He plays the piano daily to help you remember.

β€œHave we.. danced to this?” β€œYes,” Logan says as he prays his wife will remember the First Dance song from your wedding day… pic.twitter.com/kirvwhaeQm β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 26, 2020

This is what’s happening on #ChrisJamalEvans TikTok πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/KsRSzwIsg0

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 24, 2020

The Tales of Chris Jamal Evans

Once upon a time, there was a mischievous woman on Black Twitter with a wild imagination and a functioning wifi connection…

Where did Chris Jamal come from? Well, we’ve met… kinda.

Chris Jamal Evans was HERE for the mess! πŸ˜‚ This is what you call FULL CIRCLE #AceComicCon #CaptainAcrylica pic.twitter.com/CfafxJ8MT8

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) June 29, 2019

Chris Jamal Evans in his final form. https://t.co/PpPlr9q843

β€” NightMAR on Elm Tweet (Lamar Giles) (@LRGiles) July 3, 2019

Chris Jamal Evans tomorrow! πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

Should I apologize for the memes? #ACEComiccon pic.twitter.com/NNWMj3vZLF β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) June 29, 2019

It’s a long story involving some of the funniest ppl on Black Twitter and acrylics but Chris was here for the manicured messiness -will tell yall later. I just gave him a nickname that kinda stuck. Maybe a little too much…

Stupid Chris Evans Tweet Nicole is going to JAIL

Chris Evans vs. Chris Jamal Evans

Chris Evans vs. Chris Jamal Evans πŸ’πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ pic.twitter.com/kwZdjV6HQU

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

i only want to meet one of these and it’s the one that looks like he’s from sterling heights https://t.co/mc2EcugIu1

β€” Nicholas James Dolan Punkins (@NJDG) October 25, 2019

Just a little housekeeping explaining the difference between the two men for scientific purposes. The meme is a contribution from yours truly during the Popeyes explosion on Black Twitter a few months back.

Yet people came from far and wide to partake in her antics. They wished upon the clownery star and requested she tell great tales of the mysterious Chris Jamal Evans…

Yall keep em commin! Send me a pic of Chris Jamal and I’ll tell you his middle name and occupation πŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/B9Oms2nrK8

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Beauregard. He’s a youth pastor in Savannah Georgia. Next question! pic.twitter.com/ZDVWIumdPD

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Christopher Wentworth Evans. A recluse and best selling spy thriller author who reluctantly leaves his home in the English countryside to promote his books. https://t.co/DyfEG0ptAw

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

No one knows The masculine maelstrom swirling around in my head ‘I can’t be the man you expect me to be any more’

PROFOND. A new Chanel Fragrance by Chris TimothΓ©e Evans https://t.co/2Q4ypqOp5Y β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019

She obliged the Twitter Townspeople. Laughter and sighs reverberated all around their tiny corner of the digital realm…

Chris Jamal Evans aka ‘Thee Fade King’ is the only Yte man w/ a chair at The Barbershop. He’s a sweetheart who drove his ex to church every Sunday.

But the usually laid back Chris is very nervous today… He’s never shaped up another white mans hair before. https://t.co/g9WKOmR4zj β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) March 24, 2020

“Watermelon Apple Pomegranates” starring Jake MarquΓ­se Gyllenhaal & Chris Jamal Evans πŸŽ₯ https://t.co/vRnpgs0Xst

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) August 27, 2020

You’ve spent all night trying to help the hopeless Best Man, Christopher Bernard Evans learn the Cupid Shuffle.

At least he no longer claps on the 1’s and 3’s… He invited you up to his room for a ‘private lesson’ but unfortunately, he lost his key. WYD? #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/IcvEuuTm9i β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) September 7, 2020

Chris Constantine Evans owns a High Concept Barℒ️ called ‘Cherry Blossom’ by day but is a STRICT Dom after hours known as Daddy Snow.

He’s just found out just how much you’ve been actin up in these Twitter streets & thinks you need some discipline. WYD? #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/2he2BJLCqQ β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) March 21, 2020

“You’ll pay for that”

Chris Costantine’s text warns from an hour ago. You’d flirted w/ Cherry Blossom’s Guest Bartender before heading to the downstairs lounge. “Cordially invite you to do your worst SnowπŸ₯±” you send back. Suddenly the room clears out & someone sits down.. https://t.co/vRe1sH9hqe β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) September 7, 2020

Senior IT Analyst Chris Theodore Evans at the exact moment he realized his work bae wasn’t lying abt “being free” while working from home.

He’s about to risk it all. Thinkin it’s time to marry to work wife *for real* Chris sends a BOLD Slack message. WYD? #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/jD3gn7IZhi β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) March 21, 2020

β€œBuilding off her point….” β€œPiggybacking on Emma’s statement” β€œCATAPULTING off what I *think Maya’s trying to say…”

There isn’t a single femme colleague tech bro Christoff A. Evans hasn’t interrupted in a meeting. Only nice to women he’s attracted to. https://t.co/jYS9S26rMc β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) December 13, 2019

Have it on good authority that buzzcut Chris Evans has indeed RETURNED. Peak #ChrisJamalEvans energies are upon us.

Please respect my privacy during this time. https://t.co/bI6S6CA3N6 β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) March 21, 2020

Your college roommate complains constantly abt her troubled older brother Benji. You’re sick of charity cases but take her up on giving *ONE* tutoring session.

Yall pull up to his apartment. This him. Chris Benjamin Evans. https://t.co/o3VevfnH8I β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

This thread has me UNABLE.🀣😩 https://t.co/JHDBEO52HH

β€” LaBlaq, the final Fantastic. (@LoveAndShalom) October 25, 2019

Chris Giovanni Evans. Filthy rich, thinks he’s a model, Ana Wintour only tolerates him bc his parents are patron sponsors of the Met Gala.

This spread will run online only. Chris will tell EVERYONE he “models for Vogue” at parties. Tyra hates him. https://t.co/BRRXDXLuwm β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Chris Jamal Evans.

Every white boy who went to my 84% Black highschool. Constantly cussing out his racist family members. Never says the n-word and is summoning up the courage to ask cheer captain Isis to prom. #EastComptonClovers https://t.co/kOfW6KBefX β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Chris Noah Evans, the personal trainer who frequents the same brunch spots & bars you do. A sweetheart, never makes you feel self-conscious & yall easily fall into flirtatious banter.

Usually goes nowhere but tonight he asked you back to his place. wyd? https://t.co/7V8Bz9WyOf β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019

Also I’m #ace & though I so enjoy bringing a flame thrower to the thirst party, @ThirstAidKit can definitely help yall explore them in detail.

Two higher quality Nichole’s GUARANTEED πŸ˜‚πŸ’– pic.twitter.com/w4JyDADjik β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019

Chris Damian Evans. Loyal friend & life of the party! Swears he can predict the weather using the power of his left man boob alone. He calls it THE PECTOMETER.

Chris is currently awaiting confirmation of his latest & most common forecast, “69% chance of rain.” β›ˆπŸ’¦ https://t.co/HpPKZb28Re β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019

Good Ole Chris Billy-Joe Evans. Heroic Mechanic.

Says he once narrowly saved a woman who turned out to be the Grandmother of Barack Obama. The attacker? The biggest baddest pomade wearin Bad Dudeβ„’ GANGSTER of his time. Corn Pop. https://t.co/feflkjI1qo β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019

Chris @MansManUSA142573 Evans. Internet troll and meninist seen here crying over “reverse racism.”

His Twitter avi is a dog with sunglasses. https://t.co/kUXDlLVef7 β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019
Stupid Chris Evans Tweet Nicole is going to JAIL

Ah yes. Christopher Hartley Evans. Quarterback at THE Ohio State University. Yall hooked up after he broke up w/ high school sweetheart Annabelle.

His last txt to you just came in at 4:43am “u up?” Well.. are youπŸ‘€β˜•οΈ https://t.co/9sZvUQuB05 β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Known flirt and E! News host Chris Carson Evans.

His tea is always piping hot & LIVES for drama. Yall went out last night and made out just a lil. Oops. Currently, you’re promoting Girls Trip 2. He’s across from you in the interview lookin like this. WYD? β˜•οΈ https://t.co/CDbzjDTqxx β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019

New Fashion + Entertainment correspondent on the Tamron Hall Show Chris Carson Evans prepares for his new segment “White Boots After Labor DayπŸ”₯”

Tamron refused his title change request last week to be known as her shows *Women’s Apparel Person* WAP for short. #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/XglHCI9vbZ β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) September 7, 2020

Christopher Logan Evans. Best friend from University who never expected anything romantic but confessed having feelings a week before graduation.

Nothing happened but while in Boston for a conference, he’s asked you to drop by his charity event & dinner later. You goin? https://t.co/TtWr55zPHs β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019

Chris Billy Bob Evans. Chris comes to work after his 3-day Carnival cruise to tell the nearest Black employee “I’m catching up to you!”

When you type “e” in his google search “EBONY” pops up. https://t.co/WgkuSzYjeo β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Only a little sorry for this one yall. The stories immediately escalated but you asked so EYE answered!

I’m a MESS sorry πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/yUyX7cceJQ

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

CLEARLY Chris is a fan of Black run publication EBONY Magazine.

Boy I swear! Yalls dirty minds have run wild πŸ€­πŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/3iocSGd4KH β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Had to do it to em! πŸ˜‚ #ChrisJamalEvans pic.twitter.com/7pHDIUcvlt

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 6, 2019

Mariah Carey’s backup dancer turned R&B songwriting star, Chris Marshawn Evans. Dating rumors have swirled around him and Queen Mimi for years.

They still laugh it off. She released butterflies at a secret wedding to his now-husband Lance Bass. https://t.co/8kfZkRUTQj β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 29, 2019

Country Music star Chris Clay Evans. Hopped on the remix to “Body Like A Back Road” by Sam Hunt & added the lyric

Gotta a girl from the southside Got braids in her hair She can have her lil bonnet on I’ll still take it there🎢 Has liked every one of Lizzo’s Instagram posts. https://t.co/pdBMasx6qM β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019

Ladies and gentlemen Chris Clay Evans already has an album cover. I LOVE YALLπŸ˜‚πŸ’– https://t.co/RFE8F8Lovx

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019

SCREAMINGGGG i can’t stand you 😭😭😭 https://t.co/MBdUm57Yaz

β€” km. (@lovekmxo) October 25, 2019

Benjiamin the older brother and The Snack are pretty good. I love Pastor Beau too. But Chris Evans being pure Chris Evans is my favorite 😍 pic.twitter.com/186wsYXjtK

β€” RT (@RT88priv) October 25, 2019

This is High School Musical’s Sharpay & Ryan Evans older brother Chris Bolton Evans. He’s the new drama coach at East High. Chris and his pupils will descend on your favorite hits like the plague.

Claps on the 1’s & 3’s while listening to BeyoncΓ©s Homecoming. https://t.co/bjTKOj2DMI β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 27, 2019

Chris Theodore Evans. A no-nonsense Startup Guyβ„’ who meets a stray dog he just can’t shake while visiting family.

Chris faces a tough choice. Will he leave his new pal Shadow behind or bring him back to the Big City? Answer is yes. The entire plot was revealed in the trailer https://t.co/XkPgpMiqlI β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019

Chris really ought to hire you to curate a coffee table book of these

β€” Haunty McKenna πŸ¦‡ (@HoneyBMcKenna) October 29, 2019

These have been brightening my day all week 😭 https://t.co/l9kbTtZpdy

β€” Wolfgang Lopez (@Elliebravo) October 30, 2019

Where is the fanfic of this?!?!? @alamanecer what have you done!!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/TlRzJjJ1j1

β€” LaBlaq, the final Fantastic. (@LoveAndShalom) October 26, 2019

A Little Update

HAPPY #CHRISJAMALEVANS DAY! I have secured a literary agent to create the CJE BOOK!!! πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸŽŠπŸ₯‚ https://t.co/hkIf2IEa1g

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 27, 2019

I know you have been blessed with a literary agent and I am so excited for you, but I need you to get greenlit by Netflix now. I need this. I need it so bad.

β€” Katelyn (@katelynanne) November 29, 2019

For english speakers *Embarazada* 🚨DOES NOT🚨 mean Embarrassed!

It is a very significant word however. Google it πŸ˜‚ #ChrisJamalEvans pic.twitter.com/hgvD5rO1Xf β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 28, 2019

Another fire alarm went off in the hotel next to your building. Guest Chris Rashad Evans just realized he left his room key in the rush to get to safety. (goshdarnit!)

Are you going to help him? You need to be to work in 20 minutes. #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/pZEkBgKJPS β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 28, 2019

“Was I too drunk?” Close friend Chris Joseph Evans at least removed his jacket as you tuck him in his bed.

“You’re fine” putting a hand to his chest. The energy shifts as you lean down to kiss his forehead. He places a hand over yours. Time to go. “Drink your water. Goodnight” https://t.co/NHh5kYS5vU β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 28, 2019

#ChrisJamalEvans is here to see you through the festive season, with his debut holiday album. Chrismas. Available on @alamanecer records. pic.twitter.com/gV80nNLaeg

β€” Random J (@_RandomJ_) November 28, 2019

Neighbor Chris Jay Evans has had a hopeless crush on you for ages. He owns a ‘Hot Bois Construction Co.’ but always does your repairs for free when the landlord ignores repeated calls.

Chris appears READY πŸ‘πŸΎTO πŸ‘πŸΎGO after u text: “I need u now Jay” the heater was broken… https://t.co/GuBjmkYukg β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 28, 2019

Christopher ‘Faretti’ Evans.

A club promoter from Jersey who won $1.6M on a lucky scratch-off ticket. Chris is a sweetheart but buys stupid stuff. Here he is posing for a self-portrait with his new English Mastiff dog G-Money. https://t.co/EAmAFl1Sjt β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Sorry Chris Giovanni πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/mw9hcsqd6k

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

This is every “well actually” any man has ever used to insert himself in conversation personified. He’s out of his depth but speaks over women anyway because he read an article once. This a$$h*le doesn’t get to be a Chris.

He’s Chet. Chet Evans. https://t.co/IwGFmxxX5i β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Youth pastor Christopher John Jacob Jingleheimer Evans, who’s super cool with you being gay, cause bro you were born that way. β€œYou do you, my dude,” he’s often heard to say. pic.twitter.com/wRrJ7lbhjm

β€” Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) October 25, 2019

Yall finna GET these Chris Jamal Evans Tweets today!πŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/cm7yoDivUn

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019

Christopher Gabriel Evans, reformed f*ckboi. Met you in a feminist philosophy lecture. He insists on going in half on birth control but refuses to let you pick up the dinner tab.

Chris runs some last anniversary errands, excited to surprise his gf w/ tickets to see Roxane Gay. https://t.co/mRhDfur0vf β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019

Chris Bartholomew Evans. A Tik-Tok Teen helping his classmates organize a school-wide walkout to get teachers their promised wage increases.

Attended the Women’s March with his mom, enjoys wearing a ‘vintage 90’s aesthetic’ His dad voted for 45. https://t.co/Kel7l8szGk β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019

Yes. Look at the relief on Chris Evans face after successfully filing the restraining order. Incredible. https://t.co/msxhz58Miq

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 29, 2019

Would yall really purchase a coffee table book of this Chris Jamal mess?? πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/i4tlfhUY9N

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019

I couldn’t help it. I hadn’t done a mixtape since the beginning of September. It was time. @ItsNagen pic.twitter.com/D52KNxb0N7

β€” NoΓ«l Gardner (@noelcamille) October 30, 2019

Also thank you to @ParadiseLAust and @lidleida my first ever writing Editors who had to put up with this mess many years ago.

They helped shaped the writer I am today. For whatever it’s worth πŸ’– pic.twitter.com/zndRsczp2A β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019

Known flirt and E! News host Chris Carson Evans.

His tea is always piping hot & LIVES for drama. Yall went out last night and made out just a lil. Oops. Currently, you’re promoting Girls Trip 2. He’s across from you in the interview lookin like this. WYD? β˜•οΈ https://t.co/CDbzjDTqxx β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019

Your struggling model boyfriend Christopher Daughtry Evans quit his job at Abercrombie to pursue his dreams full time.

Chris forgot your 2-year anniversary last week but tells you he just booked an exclusive Gucci contract & wants to make it up to u. You forgiving or nah? https://t.co/hrUj1YRTPj β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019

If you’re not following @alamanecer you really should start now, she’s been writing Chris Evans micro fanfiction all week based on photos people have sent her and it has been a DELIGHT https://t.co/ZdXBgvxuvc

β€” Archie (@NerdyMcHoodlum) October 31, 2019

Chris Alexander Evans. Received a sizeable inheritance, works as a stockbroker at his father’s firm.

Makes a point to SPEAK LOUDLY on conference calls he takes just outside the Delta Skymiles Club. Can’t leave the house w/o his $15k Portugieser watch. https://t.co/excw7qFrO2 β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

I just screamed

β€” Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) October 31, 2019

Wouldn’t it be terrible if Chris Evans narrates @alamanecer‘s fanfiction to go along with the coffee table book? So terrible. πŸ™ƒ https://t.co/7UYUrQ1mpY

β€” πŸŽƒRamona’s Spooky Fur CoatπŸŽƒ (@ParadiseLAust) October 31, 2019

🎢 You are the fire burning inside of me. You are my passion for life 🎢

“The Role of Fox Crane will temporarily be played by Christopher JAX Evans.” Known as Jax, Justin Hartley’s ambitious understudy on PASSIONS. https://t.co/T8wVKsZBBG β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 29, 2019

Chris Westwick Evans xoxo https://t.co/NpTXZ5neEX

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

this is a snack. https://t.co/VvvBpkMO1d

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Christopher GINO Evans. Works at your favorite deli and always gives you sandwiches for free. Yall have an agreement if you both aren’t married in 15 years it’s finna be a “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” trilogy.

He has no less than 8 girlfriends. https://t.co/Zvhqzbx0B2 β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019

Chris T. Evans. Music artist known for dabbling in R&B + rap when convenient. He’s going through his “Lumber Man of the Woods” phase.

T. Evans will be back to blackfishing soon. Think he’s got a single commin out w/ Lizzo? https://t.co/hbkz7CFVse β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019

I swear, Nicole is so fucking smart. It kills me. This whole idea is just gold. https://t.co/0jlmqqJgYP

β€” Geek “I have nothing to prove to you.”Girl Diva (@geekgirldiva) October 31, 2019

Okay we’re here at the Chris Jamal Season Finale. Have really had a TIME with yall πŸ–€

Can’t BELIEVE there’s TWO Chris Clay album covers AND a track list. Every one of you are positively delightful. I mean that. https://t.co/QaRdryitr5 β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019

YALLS REPLIES πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/ZNOczHRhUw

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019

Thank you for donating to the Stonewall Foundation! You’ll get the dang Chris Jamal + Isis story. Thank @SeegeVega and Gay Rights πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ˜‚ See yall at 9pm. https://t.co/vdmAn64RZW

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019

YES https://t.co/mUBGXwi3Tg

β€” thotumn spiceπŸ‚ (@curlyyonce) October 31, 2019

Chris Evans is gonna call the damn cops on me.

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019

Wouldn’t it be terrible if Chris Evans narrates @alamanecer‘s fanfiction to go along with the coffee table book? So terrible. πŸ™ƒ https://t.co/7UYUrQ1mpY

β€” πŸŽƒRamona’s Spooky Fur CoatπŸŽƒ (@ParadiseLAust) October 31, 2019
Stupid Chris Evans Tweet Nicole is going to JAIL

Alright. Hold on to your weaves. πŸ”₯ pic.twitter.com/sordn4jl8k

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019

To be continued???

What yall think? Tell me your favorite Chris!

She obliged the calls for a few more tales. Including the tragic story of Chris Jamal Evans and Cheerleader Isis.

Don’t make me do this. DON’T. https://t.co/uLuNjY3ZTK

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019

Always lead by example πŸ’πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ @StonewallCF here we go again! pic.twitter.com/isQr9i6jrM

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019

Thank you for donating to the Stonewall Foundation! You’ll get the dang Chris Jamal + Isis story. Thank @SeegeVega and Gay Rights πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ˜‚ See yall at 9pm. https://t.co/vdmAn64RZW

β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019

Chris Jamal asked Isis to prom but she’d had a date.

At the 10-year HS reunion they laugh abt it & Chris offers his hand for a slow dance, the prom night they never had. Isis has an early flight so CJ walks her out. Both linger. As Isis turns to leave, he takes one step forward https://t.co/uLuNjY3ZTK β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019

U like?? Do yourselves a favor and subscribe to @ThirstAidKit podcast. You can trust Nichole + Bim with your thirsts from here πŸ–€

HAPPY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! 🌈https://t.co/3orMKeoWbj β€” Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 1, 2019

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