A Little Update
HAPPY #CHRISJAMALEVANS DAY! I have secured a literary agent to create the CJE BOOK!!! 🙆🏾♀️🎊🥂 https://t.co/hkIf2IEa1g
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 27, 2019
Chris Jamal Evans
Here are all the flavors of Chris Jamal Evans yall had me cook up. Hope it brings a smile to your face or moves a pen that hasn’t graced a page in a while. Enjoy friends!
By Nicole Nichelle
*The #CaptainAcrylica girl, yes.
You all asked so here they are all in one place! Will be updating and building out this page as the day goes on. Don’t mind my website! Currently rebuilding it to make it more accessible/ ADA compliant + stylish and purty. If you have any issues viewing this page, email isolemnlyswearimnotatroll@gmail.com and I’ll do my best to work it out with you! Thanks everyone for sharing the laughs and of course Chris Jamal Evans for being such a dynamic performer. You make it easy sis.
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Chris Evans vs. Chris Jamal Evans 💁🏾♀️ pic.twitter.com/kwZdjV6HQU
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
After waking up with no memory, you reluctantly go home w/ Chris Logan Evans. He plays the piano daily to help you remember.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 26, 2020
“Have we.. danced to this?”
“Yes,” Logan says as he prays his wife will remember the First Dance song from your wedding day… pic.twitter.com/kirvwhaeQm
This is what's happening on #ChrisJamalEvans TikTok 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/KsRSzwIsg0
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 24, 2020
The Tales of Chris Jamal Evans
Once upon a time, there was a mischievous woman on Black Twitter with a wild imagination and a functioning wifi connection...
Where did Chris Jamal come from? Well, we've met... kinda.
Chris Jamal Evans was HERE for the mess! 😂 This is what you call FULL CIRCLE #AceComicCon #CaptainAcrylica pic.twitter.com/CfafxJ8MT8
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) June 29, 2019
Chris Jamal Evans in his final form. https://t.co/PpPlr9q843
— NightMAR on Elm Tweet (Lamar Giles) (@LRGiles) July 3, 2019
Chris Jamal Evans tomorrow! 🙆🏾♀️
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) June 29, 2019
Should I apologize for the memes? #ACEComiccon pic.twitter.com/NNWMj3vZLF
It's a long story involving some of the funniest ppl on Black Twitter and acrylics but Chris was here for the manicured messiness -will tell yall later. I just gave him a nickname that kinda stuck. Maybe a little too much...
Chris Evans vs. Chris Jamal Evans
Chris Evans vs. Chris Jamal Evans 💁🏾♀️ pic.twitter.com/kwZdjV6HQU
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
i only want to meet one of these and it’s the one that looks like he’s from sterling heights https://t.co/mc2EcugIu1
— Nicholas James Dolan Punkins (@NJDG) October 25, 2019
Just a little housekeeping explaining the difference between the two men for scientific purposes. The meme is a contribution from yours truly during the Popeyes explosion on Black Twitter a few months back.
Yet people came from far and wide to partake in her antics. They wished upon the clownery star and requested she tell great tales of the mysterious Chris Jamal Evans...
Yall keep em commin! Send me a pic of Chris Jamal and I’ll tell you his middle name and occupation 😂 pic.twitter.com/B9Oms2nrK8
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
Beauregard. He's a youth pastor in Savannah Georgia. Next question! pic.twitter.com/ZDVWIumdPD
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
Christopher Wentworth Evans. A recluse and best selling spy thriller author who reluctantly leaves his home in the English countryside to promote his books. https://t.co/DyfEG0ptAw
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
No one knows
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019
The masculine maelstrom swirling around in my head
'I can't be the man you expect me to be any more'
PROFOND.
A new Chanel Fragrance by Chris Timothée Evans https://t.co/2Q4ypqOp5Y
She obliged the Twitter Townspeople. Laughter and sighs reverberated all around their tiny corner of the digital realm...
Chris Jamal Evans aka 'Thee Fade King' is the only Yte man w/ a chair at The Barbershop. He's a sweetheart who drove his ex to church every Sunday.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) March 24, 2020
But the usually laid back Chris is very nervous today…
He's never shaped up another white mans hair before. https://t.co/g9WKOmR4zj
"Watermelon Apple Pomegranates"
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) August 27, 2020
starring Jake Marquíse Gyllenhaal & Chris Jamal Evans 🎥 https://t.co/vRnpgs0Xst
You've spent all night trying to help the hopeless Best Man, Christopher Bernard Evans learn the Cupid Shuffle.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) September 7, 2020
At least he no longer claps on the 1's and 3's…
He invited you up to his room for a 'private lesson' but unfortunately, he lost his key. WYD? #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/IcvEuuTm9i
Chris Constantine Evans owns a High Concept Bar™️ called 'Cherry Blossom' by day but is a STRICT Dom after hours known as Daddy Snow.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) March 21, 2020
He's just found out just how much you've been actin up in these Twitter streets & thinks you need some discipline. WYD? #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/2he2BJLCqQ
"You'll pay for that"
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) September 7, 2020
Chris Costantine's text warns from an hour ago. You'd flirted w/ Cherry Blossom's Guest Bartender before heading to the downstairs lounge.
"Cordially invite you to do your worst Snow🥱" you send back. Suddenly the room clears out
& someone sits down.. https://t.co/vRe1sH9hqe
Senior IT Analyst Chris Theodore Evans at the exact moment he realized his work bae wasn't lying abt "being free" while working from home.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) March 21, 2020
He's about to risk it all. Thinkin it's time to marry to work wife *for real* Chris sends a BOLD Slack message. WYD? #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/jD3gn7IZhi
“Building off her point….”
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) December 13, 2019
“Piggybacking on Emma's statement”
“CATAPULTING off what I *think Maya’s trying to say…”
There isn’t a single femme colleague tech bro Christoff A. Evans hasn’t interrupted in a meeting.
Only nice to women he’s attracted to. https://t.co/jYS9S26rMc
Have it on good authority that buzzcut Chris Evans has indeed RETURNED. Peak #ChrisJamalEvans energies are upon us.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) March 21, 2020
Please respect my privacy during this time. https://t.co/bI6S6CA3N6
Your college roommate complains constantly abt her troubled older brother Benji. You're sick of charity cases but take her up on giving *ONE* tutoring session.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
Yall pull up to his apartment. This him.
Chris Benjamin Evans. https://t.co/o3VevfnH8I
This thread has me UNABLE.🤣😩 https://t.co/JHDBEO52HH
— LaBlaq, the final Fantastic. (@LoveAndShalom) October 25, 2019
Chris Giovanni Evans. Filthy rich, thinks he's a model, Ana Wintour only tolerates him bc his parents are patron sponsors of the Met Gala.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
This spread will run online only. Chris will tell EVERYONE he "models for Vogue" at parties. Tyra hates him. https://t.co/BRRXDXLuwm
Chris Jamal Evans.
Every white boy who went to my 84% Black highschool. Constantly cussing out his racist family members. Never says the n-word and is summoning up the courage to ask cheer captain Isis to prom. #EastComptonClovers https://t.co/kOfW6KBefX — Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
Chris Noah Evans, the personal trainer who frequents the same brunch spots & bars you do. A sweetheart, never makes you feel self-conscious & yall easily fall into flirtatious banter.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019
Usually goes nowhere but tonight he asked you back to his place. wyd? https://t.co/7V8Bz9WyOf
Also I'm #ace & though I so enjoy bringing a flame thrower to the thirst party, @ThirstAidKit can definitely help yall explore them in detail.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019
Two higher quality Nichole's GUARANTEED 😂💖 pic.twitter.com/w4JyDADjik
Chris Damian Evans. Loyal friend & life of the party! Swears he can predict the weather using the power of his left man boob alone. He calls it THE PECTOMETER.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019
Chris is currently awaiting confirmation of his latest & most common forecast,
"69% chance of rain." ⛈💦 https://t.co/HpPKZb28Re
Good Ole Chris Billy-Joe Evans. Heroic Mechanic.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019
Says he once narrowly saved a woman who turned out to be the Grandmother of Barack Obama. The attacker? The biggest baddest pomade wearin Bad Dude™ GANGSTER of his time.
Corn Pop. https://t.co/feflkjI1qo
Chris @MansManUSA142573 Evans. Internet troll and meninist seen here crying over "reverse racism."
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019
His Twitter avi is a dog with sunglasses. https://t.co/kUXDlLVef7
Ah yes. Christopher Hartley Evans. Quarterback at THE Ohio State University. Yall hooked up after he broke up w/ high school sweetheart Annabelle.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
His last txt to you just came in at 4:43am "u up?" Well.. are you👀☕️ https://t.co/9sZvUQuB05
Known flirt and E! News host Chris Carson Evans.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019
His tea is always piping hot & LIVES for drama. Yall went out last night and made out just a lil. Oops.
Currently, you're promoting Girls Trip 2. He's across from you in the interview lookin like this.
WYD? ☕️ https://t.co/CDbzjDTqxx
New Fashion + Entertainment correspondent on the Tamron Hall Show Chris Carson Evans prepares for his new segment "White Boots After Labor Day🔥"
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) September 7, 2020
Tamron refused his title change request last week to be known as her shows *Women's Apparel Person*
WAP for short. #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/XglHCI9vbZ
Christopher Logan Evans. Best friend from University who never expected anything romantic but confessed having feelings a week before graduation.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019
Nothing happened but while in Boston for a conference, he's asked you to drop by his charity event & dinner later.
You goin? https://t.co/TtWr55zPHs
Chris Billy Bob Evans. Chris comes to work after his 3-day Carnival cruise to tell the nearest Black employee “I’m catching up to you!”
When you type “e” in his google search “EBONY” pops up. https://t.co/WgkuSzYjeo — Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
Only a little sorry for this one yall. The stories immediately escalated but you asked so EYE answered!
I’m a MESS sorry 😩😂 https://t.co/yUyX7cceJQ
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
CLEARLY Chris is a fan of Black run publication EBONY Magazine.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
Boy I swear! Yalls dirty minds have run wild 🤭😂 pic.twitter.com/3iocSGd4KH
Had to do it to em! 😂 #ChrisJamalEvans pic.twitter.com/7pHDIUcvlt
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 6, 2019
Mariah Carey's backup dancer turned R&B songwriting star, Chris Marshawn Evans. Dating rumors have swirled around him and Queen Mimi for years.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 29, 2019
They still laugh it off. She released butterflies at a secret wedding to his now-husband Lance Bass. https://t.co/8kfZkRUTQj
Country Music star Chris Clay Evans. Hopped on the remix to "Body Like A Back Road" by Sam Hunt & added the lyric
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019
Gotta a girl from the southside
Got braids in her hair
She can have her lil bonnet on
I'll still take it there🎶
Has liked every one of Lizzo's Instagram posts. https://t.co/pdBMasx6qM
Ladies and gentlemen Chris Clay Evans already has an album cover. I LOVE YALL😂💖 https://t.co/RFE8F8Lovx
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019
SCREAMINGGGG i can’t stand you 😭😭😭 https://t.co/MBdUm57Yaz
— km. (@lovekmxo) October 25, 2019
Benjiamin the older brother and The Snack are pretty good. I love Pastor Beau too. But Chris Evans being pure Chris Evans is my favorite 😍 pic.twitter.com/186wsYXjtK
— RT (@RT88priv) October 25, 2019
This is High School Musical's Sharpay & Ryan Evans older brother Chris Bolton Evans. He's the new drama coach at East High. Chris and his pupils will descend on your favorite hits like the plague.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 27, 2019
Claps on the 1's & 3's while listening to Beyoncés Homecoming. https://t.co/bjTKOj2DMI
Chris Theodore Evans. A no-nonsense Startup Guy™ who meets a stray dog he just can't shake while visiting family.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019
Chris faces a tough choice. Will he leave his new pal Shadow behind or bring him back to the Big City?
Answer is yes. The entire plot was revealed in the trailer https://t.co/XkPgpMiqlI
Chris really ought to hire you to curate a coffee table book of these
— Haunty McKenna 🦇 (@HoneyBMcKenna) October 29, 2019
These have been brightening my day all week 😭 https://t.co/l9kbTtZpdy
— Wolfgang Lopez (@Elliebravo) October 30, 2019
Where is the fanfic of this?!?!? @alamanecer what have you done!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😂 https://t.co/TlRzJjJ1j1
— LaBlaq, the final Fantastic. (@LoveAndShalom) October 26, 2019
I know you have been blessed with a literary agent and I am so excited for you, but I need you to get greenlit by Netflix now. I need this. I need it so bad.
— Katelyn (@katelynanne) November 29, 2019
For english speakers *Embarazada* 🚨DOES NOT🚨 mean Embarrassed!
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 28, 2019
It is a very significant word however.
Google it 😂 #ChrisJamalEvans pic.twitter.com/hgvD5rO1Xf
Another fire alarm went off in the hotel next to your building. Guest Chris Rashad Evans just realized he left his room key in the rush to get to safety. (goshdarnit!)
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 28, 2019
Are you going to help him? You need to be to work in 20 minutes. #ChrisJamalEvans https://t.co/pZEkBgKJPS
"Was I too drunk?" Close friend Chris Joseph Evans at least removed his jacket as you tuck him in his bed.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 28, 2019
"You're fine" putting a hand to his chest.
The energy shifts as you lean down to kiss his forehead. He places a hand over yours.
Time to go. "Drink your water. Goodnight" https://t.co/NHh5kYS5vU
#ChrisJamalEvans is here to see you through the festive season, with his debut holiday album. Chrismas. Available on @alamanecer records. pic.twitter.com/gV80nNLaeg
— Random J (@_RandomJ_) November 28, 2019
Neighbor Chris Jay Evans has had a hopeless crush on you for ages. He owns a 'Hot Bois Construction Co.' but always does your repairs for free when the landlord ignores repeated calls.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 28, 2019
Chris appears READY 👏🏾TO 👏🏾GO after u text:
"I need u now Jay"
the heater was broken… https://t.co/GuBjmkYukg
Christopher 'Faretti' Evans.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
A club promoter from Jersey who won $1.6M on a lucky scratch-off ticket.
Chris is a sweetheart but buys stupid stuff. Here he is posing for a self-portrait with his new English Mastiff dog G-Money. https://t.co/EAmAFl1Sjt
Sorry Chris Giovanni 😂 https://t.co/mw9hcsqd6k
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
This is every "well actually" any man has ever used to insert himself in conversation personified. He's out of his depth but speaks over women anyway because he read an article once. This a$$h*le doesn't get to be a Chris.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
He's Chet. Chet Evans. https://t.co/IwGFmxxX5i
Youth pastor Christopher John Jacob Jingleheimer Evans, who’s super cool with you being gay, cause bro you were born that way. “You do you, my dude,” he’s often heard to say. pic.twitter.com/wRrJ7lbhjm
— Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) October 25, 2019
Yall finna GET these Chris Jamal Evans Tweets today!😂 pic.twitter.com/cm7yoDivUn
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019
Christopher Gabriel Evans, reformed f*ckboi. Met you in a feminist philosophy lecture. He insists on going in half on birth control but refuses to let you pick up the dinner tab.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019
Chris runs some last anniversary errands, excited to surprise his gf w/ tickets to see Roxane Gay. https://t.co/mRhDfur0vf
Chris Bartholomew Evans. A Tik-Tok Teen helping his classmates organize a school-wide walkout to get teachers their promised wage increases.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 28, 2019
Attended the Women's March with his mom, enjoys wearing a 'vintage 90's aesthetic'
His dad voted for 45. https://t.co/Kel7l8szGk
Yes. Look at the relief on Chris Evans face after successfully filing the restraining order. Incredible. https://t.co/msxhz58Miq
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 29, 2019
Would yall really purchase a coffee table book of this Chris Jamal mess?? 😂 https://t.co/i4tlfhUY9N
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019
I couldn't help it. I hadn't done a mixtape since the beginning of September. It was time. @ItsNagen pic.twitter.com/D52KNxb0N7
— Noël Gardner (@noelcamille) October 30, 2019
Also thank you to @ParadiseLAust and @lidleida my first ever writing Editors who had to put up with this mess many years ago.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019
They helped shaped the writer I am today. For whatever it's worth 💖 pic.twitter.com/zndRsczp2A
Known flirt and E! News host Chris Carson Evans.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019
His tea is always piping hot & LIVES for drama. Yall went out last night and made out just a lil. Oops.
Currently, you're promoting Girls Trip 2. He's across from you in the interview lookin like this.
WYD? ☕️ https://t.co/CDbzjDTqxx
Your struggling model boyfriend Christopher Daughtry Evans quit his job at Abercrombie to pursue his dreams full time.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019
Chris forgot your 2-year anniversary last week but tells you he just booked an exclusive Gucci contract & wants to make it up to u.
You forgiving or nah? https://t.co/hrUj1YRTPj
If you're not following @alamanecer you really should start now, she's been writing Chris Evans micro fanfiction all week based on photos people have sent her and it has been a DELIGHT https://t.co/ZdXBgvxuvc
— Archie (@NerdyMcHoodlum) October 31, 2019
Chris Alexander Evans. Received a sizeable inheritance, works as a stockbroker at his father's firm.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
Makes a point to SPEAK LOUDLY on conference calls he takes just outside the Delta Skymiles Club. Can't leave the house w/o his $15k Portugieser watch. https://t.co/excw7qFrO2
I just screamed
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) October 31, 2019
Wouldn't it be terrible if Chris Evans narrates @alamanecer's fanfiction to go along with the coffee table book? So terrible. 🙃 https://t.co/7UYUrQ1mpY
— 🎃Ramona's Spooky Fur Coat🎃 (@ParadiseLAust) October 31, 2019
🎶 You are the fire burning inside of me. You are my passion for life 🎶
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 29, 2019
"The Role of Fox Crane will temporarily be played by Christopher JAX Evans." Known as Jax, Justin Hartley's ambitious understudy on PASSIONS. https://t.co/T8wVKsZBBG
Chris Westwick Evans xoxo https://t.co/NpTXZ5neEX
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
this is a snack. https://t.co/VvvBpkMO1d
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
Christopher GINO Evans. Works at your favorite deli and always gives you sandwiches for free. Yall have an agreement if you both aren't married in 15 years it's finna be a "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" trilogy.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019
He has no less than 8 girlfriends. https://t.co/Zvhqzbx0B2
Chris T. Evans. Music artist known for dabbling in R&B + rap when convenient. He's going through his "Lumber Man of the Woods" phase.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019
T. Evans will be back to blackfishing soon. Think he's got a single commin out w/ Lizzo? https://t.co/hbkz7CFVse
I swear, Nicole is so fucking smart. It kills me. This whole idea is just gold. https://t.co/0jlmqqJgYP
— Geek "I have nothing to prove to you."Girl Diva (@geekgirldiva) October 31, 2019
Okay we're here at the Chris Jamal Season Finale. Have really had a TIME with yall 🖤
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019
Can't BELIEVE there's TWO Chris Clay album covers AND a track list. Every one of you are positively delightful. I mean that. https://t.co/QaRdryitr5
YALLS REPLIES 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/ZNOczHRhUw
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 25, 2019
Thank you for donating to the Stonewall Foundation! You’ll get the dang Chris Jamal + Isis story. Thank @SeegeVega and Gay Rights 🏳️🌈😂 See yall at 9pm. https://t.co/vdmAn64RZW
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019
— thotumn spice🍂 (@curlyyonce) October 31, 2019
Chris Evans is gonna call the damn cops on me.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019
Wouldn't it be terrible if Chris Evans narrates @alamanecer's fanfiction to go along with the coffee table book? So terrible. 🙃 https://t.co/7UYUrQ1mpY
— 🎃Ramona's Spooky Fur Coat🎃 (@ParadiseLAust) October 31, 2019
Alright. Hold on to your weaves. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/sordn4jl8k
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 26, 2019
To be continued???
What yall think? Tell me your favorite Chris!
She obliged the calls for a few more tales. Including the tragic story of Chris Jamal Evans and Cheerleader Isis.
Don’t make me do this. DON’T. https://t.co/uLuNjY3ZTK
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019
Always lead by example 💁🏾♀️ @StonewallCF here we go again! pic.twitter.com/isQr9i6jrM
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019
Thank you for donating to the Stonewall Foundation! You’ll get the dang Chris Jamal + Isis story. Thank @SeegeVega and Gay Rights 🏳️🌈😂 See yall at 9pm. https://t.co/vdmAn64RZW
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 30, 2019
Chris Jamal asked Isis to prom but she'd had a date.
— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) October 31, 2019
At the 10-year HS reunion they laugh abt it & Chris offers his hand for a slow dance, the prom night they never had. Isis has an early flight so CJ walks her out.
Both linger. As Isis turns to leave, he takes one step forward https://t.co/uLuNjY3ZTK
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— Nicole Bad & Blerdy (@alamanecer) November 1, 2019
HAPPY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! 🌈https://t.co/3orMKeoWbj
24 thoughts on “Chris Jamal Evans”
Please and Thank You!#!!
No thank you for stoppin on by! 🌸
from one nerdy fro’d out bi black girl to another… I wanna be you when I grow up, and seeing women like you being their genuine, nuanced selves makes me feel less wrong in a society that never stops reminding me that I’m different.
that was a lot for this fun post. my bad.
LIGHTENING THE MOOD IN 3, 2, 1 –
but srsly you are my black girl pstronus, and your cevans memes are basically the only thing keeping my thirst for him alive. and honestly tbh I sleep better at night knowing that out there in the infinite realities, there is at least one universe where I got to put a baby in Hartley “Truckstop Thot” Evans. Our little family is slightly dysfunctional but very happy, ty for asking.
anyway……. i hope you’re having a great day lmaooo 💖💫🌟
😂😂😂 I love this!!!
These are all fabulous. Thank you.
This is amazing! I love your content. You are awesome!
One word Y.A.S
I love this
Yes! Please never stop making these! Chris would think these are hilarious (I hope he sees them) 😂
You are a gem and a talent. I was never a Chris Evans fans-have never seen Avengers. But ever since that video of him trying to holla at a sista- He has my attention. Now so do you. You are proving he deserves it!!! And cracking me up on the regular. Keep doing everything you are doing. I will continue to follow. You are hilarious. And so creative
I am here for you! Love these
This is honestly the best!! I Loved all the Chris’s♥️
This is so amazing & brings me legit joy! Thank u!
4am, I am wine drunk and I am cackling! I love this!
Can’t stop laughing. Fans do create the greatest art in the world. I love Chris Jamal Evans. Hope to hear more from Isis and him haha
I am coming back to ReRead and crack up all over again! You’re the cure for a girl like me hungry for a laugh Amidst the dumpster fire that is Twitter. You are a QUEEN. You are more than deserving of the book deal. I’m am soooo freaking happy for you👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 What is your background? Are you a professional writer?
I’m living for this omg
Hey Nicole – you are amazing! Love, love, love your writing. Your wit, playfulness, and creativity are incredible. Bravo, girlfriend! I’m inspired to get my funny on!!
Well that means a lot! Thank you. Hope it brightened your day 💜
Wow, Nicole! You are so kind to reply. I need to take a page out of your book and become more classy … and more responsive! 😉 Thanks! 🙂
This whole thing you created just saved my life. Girl, you’re too much ahahaha.
These are literary masterpieces 😭 Thank you for sharing your talent with the world 💕
This is my favorite website on the entire Interwebz. THANK YOU for sharing your creativity and light with so many of us and creating a community full of laughter and fun where so many people have made friends and had a GREAT time thanks to you. You’re wonderful, Nicole, thank you again!
Hi Nicole!
I’m so happy you came up with this and seeing your website is definitely one of the highlights of my quarantine days! Full on love for Jamal <3
– One of the asian fans