Chris Jamal Evans

Here are all the flavors of Chris Jamal Evans yall had me cook up. Hope it brings a smile to your face or moves a pen that hasn’t graced a page in a while. Enjoy friends!

 

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By Nicole Nichelle

*The #CaptainAcrylica girl, yes.

You all asked so here they are all in one place! Will be updating and building out this page as the day goes on. Don’t mind my website! Currently rebuilding it to make it more accessible/ ADA compliant + stylish and purty. If you have any issues viewing this page, email isolemnlyswearimnotatroll@gmail.com and I’ll do my best to work it out with you! Thanks everyone for sharing the laughs and of course Chris Jamal Evans for being such a dynamic performer. You make it easy sis.

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The Tales of Chris Jamal Evans

Once upon a time, there was a mischievous woman on Black Twitter with a wild imagination and a functioning wifi connection...

Where did Chris Jamal come from? Well, we've met... kinda.

It's a long story involving some of the funniest ppl on Black Twitter and acrylics but Chris was here for the manicured messiness -will tell yall later. I just gave him a nickname that kinda stuck. Maybe a little too much...

Stupid Chris Evans Tweet Nicole is going to JAIL

Chris Evans vs. Chris Jamal Evans

Just a little housekeeping explaining the difference between the two men for scientific purposes. The meme is a contribution from yours truly during the Popeyes explosion on Black Twitter a few months back.

Yet people came from far and wide to partake in her antics. They wished upon the clownery star and requested she tell great tales of the mysterious Chris Jamal Evans...

She obliged the Twitter Townspeople. Laughter and sighs reverberated all around their tiny corner of the digital realm...

Stupid Chris Evans Tweet Nicole is going to JAIL

Only a little sorry for this one yall. The stories immediately escalated but you asked so EYE answered!

A Little Update

Stupid Chris Evans Tweet Nicole is going to JAIL

To be continued???

What yall think? Tell me your favorite Chris!

She obliged the calls for a few more tales. Including the tragic story of Chris Jamal Evans and Cheerleader Isis.

23 replies on “Chris Jamal Evans

  1. from one nerdy fro’d out bi black girl to another… I wanna be you when I grow up, and seeing women like you being their genuine, nuanced selves makes me feel less wrong in a society that never stops reminding me that I’m different.

    that was a lot for this fun post. my bad.
    LIGHTENING THE MOOD IN 3, 2, 1 –

    but srsly you are my black girl pstronus, and your cevans memes are basically the only thing keeping my thirst for him alive. and honestly tbh I sleep better at night knowing that out there in the infinite realities, there is at least one universe where I got to put a baby in Hartley “Truckstop Thot” Evans. Our little family is slightly dysfunctional but very happy, ty for asking.

    anyway……. i hope you’re having a great day lmaooo 💖💫🌟

  2. You are a gem and a talent. I was never a Chris Evans fans-have never seen Avengers. But ever since that video of him trying to holla at a sista- He has my attention. Now so do you. You are proving he deserves it!!! And cracking me up on the regular. Keep doing everything you are doing. I will continue to follow. You are hilarious. And so creative

  3. Can’t stop laughing. Fans do create the greatest art in the world. I love Chris Jamal Evans. Hope to hear more from Isis and him haha

  4. I am coming back to ReRead and crack up all over again! You’re the cure for a girl like me hungry for a laugh Amidst the dumpster fire that is Twitter. You are a QUEEN. You are more than deserving of the book deal. I’m am soooo freaking happy for you👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 What is your background? Are you a professional writer?

  5. Hey Nicole – you are amazing! Love, love, love your writing. Your wit, playfulness, and creativity are incredible. Bravo, girlfriend! I’m inspired to get my funny on!!

      1. Wow, Nicole! You are so kind to reply. I need to take a page out of your book and become more classy … and more responsive! 😉 Thanks! 🙂

  6. This is my favorite website on the entire Interwebz. THANK YOU for sharing your creativity and light with so many of us and creating a community full of laughter and fun where so many people have made friends and had a GREAT time thanks to you. You’re wonderful, Nicole, thank you again!

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